Remember back when we were 16 and how lucky we were to go to the mall with our girlfriends and if we had a boy over we weren't allowed to close the door? The days of Jr High Dances and dancing arms width apart? Whatever happened to those days? I'm sure Miley Cyrus' parents are asking the same question. Between her having a boyfriend and being "in love" to giving her much older and gay producer a dirty lap dance this road is head towards Disasterville, population Handful of Promiscuous Child Stars.
But it's not like there were any signs that she was growing up naughty....or were there?
...Ohhhh...
